#marty mikalski

[shaunashipmn]

THE CABIN IN THE WOODS (2011)

He's on full academic scholarship.. and now he's calling his friend an egghead? Curt's just drunk. I've seen Curt drunk. Jules, too. Well, then, maybe it's something else. You're not seeing what you don't wanna see. Puppeteers.

[acinematicworld]

The Cabin in the Woods (2011)

[marvelsgirl616]

marty mikalski my beloved

[t4toro]

me and who?

[midnightdemonhunter]

I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM

[slasherbat]

No scene in horror will compare to the elevator scene from The Cabin In The Woods, or honestly the final 3rd act of that movie, but let's focus on the elevator scene for now.

It's the fact you get to see four of these monster so up close and personally, getting to see the small details of them.

The Werewolf jumpscare starts the rising tension. The Wraith, Hell Lord, and Sugarplum Fairy all look cool as fuck. These monsters are hungry and the only thing separating them from Dana and Marty is some really powerful glass.

Than there's when Dana connects the dots with the Hell Lord. That the very monsters that could've killed them could have been selected by any one of them, and these horrible fates were inevitable. It breaks her, and when she's screaming, slamming against the glass it leads us to one of the best shots in this whole film.

All you can see are monsters, you can hear them, and they just keep coming. More elevators shift and move around revealing dozens more horrors. Through the music and the sounds you can hear from the monsters, you can still hear Dana screaming, and it's such a small element, but it truly adds to the moment.

The entire moment is just so climatic and cinematic, it's one of the best moments in a horror film, and I'll never stop talking about it, and will praise this film until my final breathe.

[sunny-rants]

omg omg Yellowjackets Cabin in the Woods AU where Lottie is Marty, the only one who realizes how weird and messed up everything is cause she’s been smoking so much weed

[eyelinerandinsanity]

[yellow-dejavu]

Marty & Dana you have to stop. You smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you.

[statisticalcats2]

I am not immune to the Marty x Dana "traumatized last remains of friend group only have each other" codependency

[gothixm00nz]

one day, mark my words; I will make a full Cabin in the Woods concept chapter for Dead by Daylight.

Marty and Dana as survivors, Buckner being the killer with the cabin and the facility as a map would all be so fucking perfect.

I don't care what anyone says. We should have a dorky pothead in DBD anyways! I know Nea canonically smokes crack and the Legion is implied to all do cocaine, but why don't we have just a silly little guy who smokes a shitload of pot??? Like come on, we need to be repped too, baby!

Also we don't have nearly enough zombie rednecks who just thrive off of making people suffer. Like if DBD can have a pedophile, an implied rapist, and a creature obsessed with pain and torture, then we can have a pain obsessed zombie man with a fucking beartrap on a chain.

[aliengh0st]

need to queen out with him so bad

[cocainfo]

Marty Mikalski; “Good work, zombie arm.”

[spelledwiththej]

This guy

This guy

And this guy

That's all I'm saying

[slasherbat]

No horror character will ever compare to Marty Mikalski.

He's hopelessly in love with a redhead, he has his bong disguised as a fucking coffee thermos, he beat a zombie in the head with that bong, he saved his crushes life with the bong, he dropped one of the hardest quotes in that movie and than took a piss outside, he let his crush get mauled by a werewolf and than shared a joint with her as they ended the world.

Nobody will do it like you Marty Mikalski.

[midnightlee25]

Random Yandere Headcanons: Character headcanons: Marty Mikalski

He stalks his darling every chance he gets.

He carries around a notebook with notes and facts filled about his darling.

He somehow does manage to get close with his darling. Being that one friend or potential partner they can’t forget about.

He will slowly grow close to them with the times he has learned about them even if it takes years.

He only collects very specific items from his darling. Items that have significance like their favorite pen or a shirt they always sleep in.

He only has a few pictures he took or took from his darling of them. He carries them around everywhere he goes.